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Bonjour lovelies!
I'm Madison, 23. Northern Ireland. I love my big brute of a boxer Ozzy, and my lovely boyfriend. Devoted to tea, Metallica, Disney Villains, Body Positivity, The Munsters, books, daydreaming, Tim Burton, Black Sabbath, Fairytales, Painting, Victoriana, Pin-ups, Whisky, anything macabre and everything else in between.
EVIL REGAL

Morning cuddles with my fave! #OzzyPawsbourne #boxer

Morning cuddles with my fave! #OzzyPawsbourne #boxer

That’s cool too bro #boxer #coffee #thief

That’s cool too bro #boxer #coffee #thief

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

Sitting in my Halloween jammies, bottle of bubbly, and How To Train Your Dragon with my lovely man!

Finally found the bubbly one! Huzzah!

Finally found the bubbly one! Huzzah!

evilqueenofmarvel:

one-eyed-duncan:

theuppitynegras:

shutupaubrey:

black dress black undies black soul 

Regina Mills probably

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christel-thoughts:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

christel-thoughts:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I laughed far too much!

I laughed far too much!

fuckyeahbostonterriers:

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

fuckyeahbostonterriers:

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

Fave place in the world

Fave place in the world

All my childhood dreams have come true!  Much better than a coke bottle!

All my childhood dreams have come true! Much better than a coke bottle!

Costa del Northern Ireland #portstewart

Costa del Northern Ireland #portstewart