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Bonjour lovelies!
I'm Madison, 23. Irish. I love my big brute of a boxer Ozzy, and my lovely boyfriend. Devoted to tea, Metallica, Disney Villains, Body Positivity, The Munsters, books, daydreaming, Tim Burton, Black Sabbath, Fairytales, Painting, Victoriana, Pin-ups, Whisky, anything macabre and everything else in between.
EVIL REGAL

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.


Awwwww

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

Awwwww

You know when everyone thinks one person is hot shit amazing at everything

And you just sit there thinking wtf, it’s so blatantly obvious that it’s all a game

Instinct hasn’t ever let me down this far.

missdorkface:

How To Make An Entire Nation Hate On An Old Lady - a book by the editors of The Great British Bakeoff

A nation united by ice cream fury

toni-believes-in-magic:

My friend sent me this after I ranted about the GBBO to her. I love her.

toni-believes-in-magic:

My friend sent me this after I ranted about the GBBO to her. I love her.

Sneaky wee mirror selfie in the worlds most goupin toilets

Sneaky wee mirror selfie in the worlds most goupin toilets

Yayy I fucking love you!

Yayy I fucking love you!

Ootn
Leaving do for my wee workbud

Ootn
Leaving do for my wee workbud

Mother from another mother!

Mother from another mother!

Hotel crew ♡♥♡

Hotel crew ♡♥♡

Classy bird

I hate prepping!

Classy bird

I hate prepping!

Apparently it’s #nationaldogday ! My big slobberchops when he was a little baby! ♥ #boxer  #puppy #furbaby

Apparently it’s #nationaldogday ! My big slobberchops when he was a little baby! ♥ #boxer #puppy #furbaby

entertainmentreport:

Kristin Bauer van Straten returns to Storybrooke. True Blood’s favorite Bad Girl reprises her role as Maleficent and has been listed as a recurring guest. Will Maleficent be the next villain for Season 4? She returns on the second half of Season 3. Looks as though the Frozen bit may not last as long as they want it to be.

Sweet baby jesus it’s gonna be amazing!

entertainmentreport:

Kristin Bauer van Straten returns to Storybrooke. True Blood’s favorite Bad Girl reprises her role as Maleficent and has been listed as a recurring guest. Will Maleficent be the next villain for Season 4? She returns on the second half of Season 3. Looks as though the Frozen bit may not last as long as they want it to be.

Sweet baby jesus it’s gonna be amazing!